If he were a rock star, he’d be Glen Hansard .

If he were a drink, he’d be a Peroni.

If he were a restaurant, he’d be the Blue Bird Cafe in Kansas City.

If he were an animal, he would be a big Boxer that is sweet and tender, but will bite you hard if you hurt someone he loves.

If he were a state, he would be Washington. Or Oregon.

If he were an article of clothing, he would be dark jeans.

If he were a book of the Bible, he would be Isaiah.  Poetic and beautiful, but deep and thought-provoking.

If he were a politician, he would stand for social issues and justice. Basically whatever Jesus stands for.

If he were a car, he would be an old Volvo station wagon.

If he were a superhero, he would be Superman. Strong, courageous, but very humble, not wanting to draw attention to himself.

If he were an apostle, he would be Peter.

If he were a food,  he would be a steak. With A1. Medium well.

If he were a color, he would be brown. (hahahha…he IS!)

If he were a football player, ahem, a FOOTBALLER,  he would be Jozy Altidore.

If he were an actor, he would be Ewan MacGregor.

If he were a bird, he would be an eagle.

If he were a tree, he would be an oak.  Strong, durable, and he turns the most lovely shade in the fall!

I love this man and I am eternally, eternally grateful for him.