Why Soccer Truly Is The “Beautiful Game”
Let’s face it, I love the World Cup. In some ways I’m thankful it’s only every four years, it makes it something truly special. For one month in the summer, the greatest players in the world converge on one nation to prove their country bleeds the beautiful game. The rivalry, the sportsmanship, the respect, and the spirit of the game is unparalleled in the world of sport. It is a game that unites the world.
Except in America. Today, it seems that the popularity of soccer is greater than any other time in American history, which I love. But for whatever reason, it still hasn’t gained enough momentum to become a prominent American sport. Judging from my office and twitter feed, the national attitude toward soccer still isn’t great. I’m here to convince you otherwise.
This is why I believe soccer is known as the beautiful game, and why Americans need to get on board.
Simplicity
What’s great about soccer is all really need to play is a ball. Basketball needs a ball and a hoop. Football needs a ball and someone else. Hockey needs a stick and a puck, other people and goal is optional. Baseball needs a ball, a bat, a glove, and other people. How is it that soccer is not more prominent?
The rules are relatively simple: get the ball in the net. There’s no complicated infield-fly rules or a smattering of penalties that can be called. The only somewhat tricky rule is offsides, and that rule is pretty understandable. Otherwise you’re just playing a freeflowing game for 45 minutes. No stopping. No timeouts. No commercial breaks.
Athleticism
If you have ever played soccer, you would know it requires you to be in peak physical form. To run regularly for 45 minutes at a time is exhausting. I don’t know if you’ve noticed it too, but I’ve come to realize that baseball is quickly becoming infiltrated by out-of-shape players. Hey, as long as you can hit a home-run and don’t have to run the bases, you can be as chubby as you want. Soccer doesn’t allow for fatties.
Strategy
People say there’s no strategy in soccer. If that’s the case, there’s no strategy in basketball and hockey. The gameplay is similar, you have to constantly evaluate where you are, who’s around you, and where you’re going. Football has an unfair advantage. There’s a team of coaches and playcallers watching from all angles, and the offense gets to stop and decide what they’re going to do before each play. Soccer players must be intelligent and intuitive. You have to have an understanding of tactics and the skill to make a play in a split second.
Constant Gameplay
TV watchers despise commercials. Yet our sporting events stop every 5 minutes for commercial breaks. Much to advertisers chagrin, there’s no stopping for 45 minutes in soccer. Sorry, Budweiser. Keep your Clydesdales. Like I said before, you have to be in excellent physical form to play for 45 minutes straight. I’d like to see a football game without huddles. At any moment, the momentum of the game can shift, and to me that makes a great event to watch.
Skill
A lot of people don’t like soccer because it’s low-scoring or can end in a tie. Since when does the validity of a sport lie in the final score? Is basketball the best sport because teams regularly score over 100 points a game? By the way, when did they stop playing defense in basketball? I remember back in the day when it was an amazing feat when a team scored over 100 points. But I digress. Soccer is low-scoring because it takes incredible skill to break through the defense and put the ball past the goalie. How hockey fans can’t get behind soccer is beyond me. If viewers can look past the score of the game, and look at the skills of the individual and the overall team, I’m sure they will begin to see what a beautiful game soccer is.
That’s about all I can think of at the moment, but I think it’s a pretty good defense of the world’s greatest and most popular sport. So come on America, if we can begin to appreciate the world’s game, maybe we’ll begin developing American players of international caliber.
Plus, commercials like this get me super pumped.


This is everything wrong with our country. I’m voting for whichever candidate supports abolition of High School Musical.